Teacher-(to students) Who wants to go to Haven? Hands up Plz the whole class hands up apart from one boy sittin in the corner. 
Teacher-why are you not putting your hand up, don't you want to go to Haven? 

Student- No sir, my mum told me to come home straightaway from school.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 890 views

PATHAN

PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila
Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
apki 3 khwahishain puri karonga
PATHAN:
Humko aisa Naswar do jo kabi khatm na ho
ek dum 1 naswar ka packet agya
PATHAN ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or agai
Jin: Baqi 2 khwahishen?
PATHAN Aisa 2 Packet or de do.

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

Aitraz Nahi Hai

1 Aadmi ka inteqal ho gaya:

Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?

B.V: Mujhe koi Aitraz nahi Hai
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dr.-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai

Dr.-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai, I Am So Sorry!

Santa- Sorry Ki Koi Baat Nahi Hai Dr. Saab, Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gaye to 2 Din Bhi Nikal Hi Jayenge..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

GOLU:Yaar

GOLU:Yaar, mai kuch bhi karta hu to meri biwi beech me
aa jati Hai

MOLU:Yaar,tu car chala kar dekh

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Professor 2 Student:

Professor 2 Student:

Jo dusray Ko Apni Bat Na Samja Sakay Wo Gadha Hta Hai

Student:
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Sir Kya Matlab Mai Samja Nhi....?? :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)