GOLU:Yaar, mai kuch bhi karta hu to meri biwi beech me
aa jati Hai

MOLU:Yaar,tu car chala kar dekh

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 829 views

Message of the weak

Message of the weak !

Lambi Urraan K Bad Ghonsle Mein Chirriya Louti To Bachon Ne Poocha:

Maa Aasman Kitna Baraa Hai...?

Chirriya Ne Bachon Ko Apne Paron Mein Samet'te Huwe Kaha:

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.

So Jao haramkhoro, ak to jab ati hun ultay sidhay sawalat se sar me dard kar dete ho.

so jao

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Husband Picture

The husband says to his wife, "You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?"

She says, "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."

He smirks and replies, "You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

She calmly replies, "Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

100 me se sirf 99 kam the

Santa circket kheal kar aya.
Banta :kitne runs bane the?
Santa:century hone me sirf 99 runs baqi the aur me out ho gia.
Banta:shit yar so close

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

public toilet

RAAZ public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai
or Tm yha bethe ho?

RAAZ niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rhe he

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Sardar to Wakeel

Sardar:
Bachpan vich maan di gal suni hondi te aj a din na vekhna painda.
Wakeel:
Kya kehti thi tumhari maan?
Sardar:
Anni deya jadon gal e nien suni tey fer dasaan ki.

by Razzi (few years ago!)