PATHAN
PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila
Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
apki 3 khwahishain puri karonga
PATHAN:
Humko aisa Naswar do jo kabi khatm na ho
ek dum 1 naswar ka packet agya
PATHAN ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or agai
Jin: Baqi 2 khwahishen?
PATHAN Aisa 2 Packet or de do.
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 899 views
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