Professor 2 Student:
Professor 2 Student:
Jo dusray Ko Apni Bat Na Samja Sakay Wo Gadha Hta Hai
Student:
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Sir Kya Matlab Mai Samja Nhi....?? :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 868 views
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