Professor 2 Student:

Jo dusray Ko Apni Bat Na Samja Sakay Wo Gadha Hta Hai

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Sir Kya Matlab Mai Samja Nhi....?? :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 598 views

3 Idiots Best Line

3 Idiots Best Line –

“Neend ke piche mat bhago.Agar bhagna hai to padhai ke peeche bhago.Neend jhak mar ke tumhare peeche aayegi!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

bus g juldi se shadi kr daen.

Larkay waly:
bus g juldi se shadi kr daen.
Larki walay:
Nai abi larki parh ri hy
Larkay walay:
To hamara larka kon sa kaka hy jo kitabein phaar dy ga:-).

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Judge Sardar Se

Judge:
Is Sardar K Dono Kan Kat Do

Sardar:
Nhi Main Andha Ho Jaon Ga

Judge:
Kan Katny Se Andha Kese Ho Jao Gy

Srdar: Chashma
Tere Bap Ky Kan Pa Rakhon Ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sleepnig student

Teachr 2 Sleepy
Student:Who
Invented Steam Engine?

Student: What Sir?

Teachr:Yes Correct
It's James Watt

Moral:
Sleeping Improves Ur
Genaral Knowledge... ;->

by dracula (few years ago!)

There is nothing more expensive

There is nothing more expensive than a female tear...

when a single drop comes out,it first mixes with "loreal" eyeliner and "dior" mascara.

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then when it come down to cheek it mixes wit "D&G blusher"..

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and in case it touches the lips,,it gets mixed with "Maybelline" lipstick

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this means that a single drop is worth atleast Rs.1500......)

Don't ever let girl cry......

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)