Professor 2 Student:

Professor 2 Student:

Jo dusray Ko Apni Bat Na Samja Sakay Wo Gadha Hta Hai

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Sir Kya Matlab Mai Samja Nhi....?? :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 827 views
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