Pathan aur Passenger
Pessenger: Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?
Pathan: Muje Machis Chahiye Thi
Pessenger: Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The
Pathan: Hum Ajnabi Se Baat Nahi Karta
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 790 views
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Sardar: Go
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Interviewer: PICHLLI?
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa-ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de do
Banta 100 ka Note Dikhate Hue Kya Tumhre Paas 50 he
Bhikari Khushi se
Ji ha
B:To Pehle wo Kharch kar
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Katra katra samandar ban jaye ga,
Dekhty Hi Dekhty 2010 aa jaye ga,
Himmat kr Abhi waqt hy “PAKISTAN”se Bhag ja,
Wrna
Agly saal tu”BHOOK”Se Mar jaye ga :->
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar Jee As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height
Hero:I Don’t Knw Swiming
Sardar Jee :Oye Don’t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty …
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
65... kissing a girl on her forehead is respect,,
kissing a girl on her cheek is care,,
kissing a girl on her eyes is care & love,,
kissing a girl on her lips is love,,
but kissing a girl
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in front of her boyfriend.....
HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once During The Tea Break
Between India And Pakistan Match….
Afridi Wanted Biscuits Wid His Tea…
Inspite Of Asking Sachin For The Biscuits
Who Was Close By To The Biscuits Plate…
He Called Inzy Who Was Standin Far Away….
Why So…?
Socho…..
Socho Socho………
Coz “Haq Se Mango Priya Gold”…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Father: Nalaik
Parhlo Kabhi Tum Ne Apni
Book Khol Ke
Bhi Dekhti Hai?
Son: Han Abu
Roz Kholta Ho
1 Book,
Father: Konsi
Son: FaceBook,
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa: tumne us aadmi ko aisa kyu maara?
Banta: usne mujhe poocha ke "Khaana khaaye kya"?
Santa: arey, bhala hi poocha hai na. phir kyu maara?
Banta: main toilet mein baita tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar raheho?"
To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin".
by shahzad (few years ago!)