* Young Generation ki Dua *

Oh my .œGOD.
oh my .œMOLA.

give me one .œTOYOTA COROLA.

a mobile .œNOKIA YA MOTROLA.

God i m alone in ur whole world.

So plz give me one GIRL friend who has age of

. SOLA .

But the girl should be

. HOT AND SHOLA .

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 571 views
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