Veeru proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Veeru : Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge? JOLLY UNCLE ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 775 views

Philosophy Exam

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a question?" - Discuss.

After a short time he wrote: "If that is a question, then this is an answer."

The student received an "A" on the exam.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan in bank

Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

Kyon?
...
Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Two young boys praying

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.

"I PRAY FOR A BICYCLE...I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gamma is!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

You are a... B. I.T.C.H

U are a...
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
HORNy
r u smiling now?
YOU BITCH

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Pappu Ke Pass Ek Kutta Bhi Tha,

Pappu Ke Pass Ek Kutta Bhi Tha, Ek Din Vo Usko Leke Sadak Pe Ghuma Raha Tha.

Ek Police Wale Ne Usko Dekha Aur Uska Majak Udate Hue Bola.

Policewala: “Arey, Apne Bhai Ko Leke Kaha Ja Rahe Ho?”

Pappu Pyar Se Muskurate Hue Bola: “Ji, Police Mein Bharti Karwane“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)