Agr Fursxxaat Ke Lamhoo Mein

Agr Fursxxaat Ke Lamhoo Mein
Mujhaay Yaaad Kartaay HoToh
Mujhaay Yaad Maat Karnaah
Mai Tanhaa Zaroor Hu Magaar Fizzzul Nahi.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 729 views
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