Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?

Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?”
Hamid…………..”ammi master saheb bimar the aur wo ………..wo ………..”
Maan………….”Kia hoya margaye kia be chare?”
Hamid………….” Aji kahan margaye………….tandarost hogaye hain.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 631 views
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