A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 634 views
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Khaan Sahib Ko Kisi Ne Btaya
K JORAY Asmanon Per Bantay Hain
KHAN SAHIB Bohat Khush Hoye
Foran Bazar Gaiye
Ik Bohat Hi Barhya Sa KAPRA Liya
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"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

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Aik Memon Apni Bv Ka Sadqa Utarta Hay
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