Jail Mai Sardar Ka Dost
Jail Mai Sardar Ka Dost Us Se Milne Ata Hai,
Or Us Puchta Hai
Tum Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gai
Ke Tum Jail Me Ho Sardar:
Main Ne Bank Luta……………
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Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 888 views
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.Love marriage is
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Kaat ..kaat ..kaat naaa..
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Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr dia us ne,
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr dia us ne!
Pehly hansta tha main monh khol k,
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Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!
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Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor dia us ne!
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