Pathan: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?

Pathan: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?

Salesman: Hum pathano ko koi cheez nahi baichtey,

Pathan after 1 month clean shave with 3 piece suit: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?

Salesman: Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichatay,

After 2 months full angrez ban k gaya: What’s the cost of that FIRIJ

Salesman: Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichatay,

Pathan gusay mein: Tujhe kaise pata chal jata hai k mein pathan hon?

Salesman: Kyun k yeh FIRIJ nahi “ALMARI” hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 841 views

Plz call me,its urgent

Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.

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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna

Warna

GADHA mar jayega

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

HUSBAND ne WIFE se

HUSBAND ne WIFE se:
"HATA Lo Apne Chahre Se Ye Zulfe,
A Jaane-E-Tamanna
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KHUDA Kasam
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Agli Baar "Khane" Me Baal AAYA to Sajni se Gajni bana Dunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar Writes An Essay On Father - Funny-jokes

A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:

I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

When did George Washington die? 

Banta: When did George Washington die? 
Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola

Santa Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hy!

Kitne Maah Ka Hy?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)