Color is not as apple.
Teacher:
What Is The Difference
Between Orange & Apple?
Sardar:
The Colour Of Orange Is Orange
But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple:-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 511 views
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