Y do u prefer
Santa:Y do u prefer prepaid connection over
postpaid?
Banta:Prepaid me bahut fayda hai,
isme call k baad bill badhne ki bajaye kam hota hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 742 views
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