Beta: maa, aaj subhah jab mein papa ke sath bus mein aa raha tha to unhone ek aurat ke liye mujhse apni seat chodne ko kaha.

Maa: Beta, ye to achi baat hai bado ka samman karna chahiye

Beta: magar maa, mein to papa ki god mein baitha hua tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1186 views

Karren not marriage with shahid

Why Kareena did not marry Shahid? Bcoz she
wanted a new surname after marriage. Not Kapoor
agiain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Reporter ne 1 zakhmi se pucha jab

Reporter ne 1 zakhmi se pucha jab BOMB gira.... "kya wo phat gya tha?"

Zakhmi gusse se:"Nahi..!wo raing kar mere paas aaya aur pyar se bola

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There was a couple

There was a couple who had been married for a
long time, and one day, they were walking through
the park together, when they saw a young couple
sitting on a bench, kissing each other very
passionately. So the wife said to the husband,
"Honey, why don't you do that?" And the husband
said, "How? I don't even know that lady!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardarji proposes to a woman

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!" 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

1st Friend:” Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko

1st Friend:” Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko
Chahta Hu,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nahi Ki..
2nd Friend:” Tumne Use Bataya K Tera
Chacha
Crorepati Hai ??
1st Friend:” Haa mene bataya Tha..
2nd Friend:” To Phir ??
.
.
.
1st Friend:” Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai..
Hahaha…

Moral : Bc paisa aur ladki dangerous combination.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)