Faqeer 2 Lady:
Khuda K Naam Pe Baji Mujhay 10 Rupay De Do
Warna Mujhay 1 Aisa Khofnaak Kaam Karna Paray Ga
Jis K Khayaal Se Hi Meri Rooh Kanp Jati Hai
Or Mere Rongtay Kharay Ho Jatay Hain
Lady Khofzada Ho K 10 Rupay Deti Hai
Or Dartay Dartay Poochti Hai Kon Sa Kaam Baba?
Faqeer: Mehnat Mazdoori.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 945 views

An intelligent wife

An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women" :P

by Abdul Rehman (few years ago!)

Husband sent a text to his wife

Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

She text back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message" xP :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

chinese lady

chinese lady pakistani lady se:
"Mere Husband ka Chalte Chalte intiqal Ho Gaya.
Pakistani Lady:
..."Bus Behan , China ki Cheezon ka Yehi Masla Hai...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

when nobody loves u

when nobody loves u,

when nobody care 4 u,

when everybody ignore u,

then

sit in a CORNER,







close your arms







and says,











chawal e nay saray.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

April fool

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)