Pathan to molvi
Pathan molvi se:namaz wozu k bagair ho jati hai?
Molvi:nahein hoti.
Pathan:kaise nahein hoti me ne khud parh k dekhi hai.
by Ramzankhan (few years ago!) / 779 views
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