1 Murgi ne india pakistan
border par 1 Anda diya.
Dono desh

1 ande k liye larrne lage,
Faisla hua jo dusre desh ki zyada ladkiyo ko kiss karega
anda uska hoga,

Indians ne 20,000 pakistani
Ladkiyo ko kiss kiya,

Pakistani excited ho kar bole:=
Ab humari bari hai. Indians:= Chhoro yaar Anda
tum hi rakh lo.. =D :O =

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1060 views

Best Friends

2 Larkiyan best friends thi.
Itefaq se dono ki mout ho gai
Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili
Or ek dusry se marney ki Waja puchi
Pehli Boli: Main apne Shohar pr boht
ziada shak krti thi k kahin Wo dusri
Larkiyun se to nhi milta
Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office se jldi
ghar akr dekha k Shohar akela betha
hai
ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai
Dusri Boli: kash us waqt tum ne
“freezar”
khol k dekh liya hota to na tum
khushi se marti or na main sardi say…

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat

Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat,

apni BIWI ke ghonghat utha k baray piyar se poochta hai,

kiya naam hai hamary ‘ hazoor ‘ ka?

Biwi: Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: kiy faramya hazoor ne?

Biwi: yehi Namaz parho Roza rakho or Zakaat do.

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahir gya or bola

SB ANDAR Aa jayen

DARS ho raha hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

3 Banday Hajj Nahi Kr sktey

3 Banday Hajj Nahi Kr sktey

1) ASIF zarari , Q k Koi Shakhs Apney ap ko Pathar Nai Mar sakta !!!!

2) ALTaf bhai , Q k hajj telephone pe nahi ho sakta!!!! :-

3) Nawaz sharif , Q k koi shakhs
1 Crore k Bal Lagwa kar Tind nahi Karwa ay ga...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan to dost

*. .Pathan: Yar Mujhe Police ne
Social Work Kerne per bohat mara

Dost: Social Work?

Pathan: Han, me ne Qabristan k
Gate per Welcome ka board lagaya Tha.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Bhagwan muje drd de

Bhakt: Bhagwan muje drd de,
Dukh de, Tension de,

Mujhe barbad kar de,
Mere piche har muskil laga de.

Bhagwan : Abe ek line mein bol na "GIRLFRIEND" chahiye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)