Shadi ker leni chahye
Santa ki girlfriend: Ab hame jaldi shaadi kar leni
chahiye.
Santa: achcha... lekin hame shaadi karega koun?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 971 views
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or his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered
a cake with this inscription:
"You are not getting older,
You are just getting better."
When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said,
"Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top,
and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."
It wasn't until the good doctor was ready
to serve the cake that he discovered it read:
"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP,
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A japanese came to INDIA...
He took an autto to go to the airport
on the way a honda overtakes
...
Japanese:- HONDA made in JAPAN..... very fast
next a toyota overtakes
Japanese:- TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast
Airport came he asked how much??
.
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Dokara:-RS. 8000
Japanese:- why so expensive??
Dokara:-METER made in INDIA ........very fast.!!.. :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.
"I`m busy," he said, "I`ll do the next one."
The next time came around and she asked again.
The husband looked puzzled, "Oh! I didn`t mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once in a soap industry in Japan,
The soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e empty box.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars
to check whether soap is Packed in cover or not in assembly line.
Same problem occurred in Lahore.
What they did?
They simply put a pedestal fan beside assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar: Tumhe Rajput Kyo Kehte Hai?
Rajput:
Hum Apni Baat Pe Jaan De Dete Hai Tumhe Sardar Kyo Kehte Hai?
Sardar:Hum Bina Baat Ke Jaan Dete
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Haryanvi's donkey went missing. Haryanvi was praying and thanking God.
A Sardar saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; Why are thanking God?"
Haryanvi: I am thanking God because I wasn't riding the donkey at that time when it went missing, otherwise I would also have been missing
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to pathan: Batao Pakistan ka Jhanda
Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?
Pathan Boht Dair Sochne k Baad Bola:
Hawa Main.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Yar ek number hy, is
pe cal kr k pta kro k yay kn hy?
kuch kahe to 2,,4 suna bhe dyna.
Sala apny ap ko police wala kehta hy.
Number yay hy.
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.
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“15?
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Kid: I want To marry my Grandma!!!
Dad: What You Want to marry My Mom Stupid!
Kid:- Why not ? You have married mine
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beewi nai sarhi keliey zid ker rahee thee. Mian ney samjhaya, “Naik bakht, tumhari almari sarhion sey bhari pari hey, yoonhi khamkhwa paisey zaya kerney ka kia faida”
Biwi boli: Woh to sab ki sab mohalley walon ney dekh rakhee hein
Acha! Mian ney kaha, phir aisa kertey hein, mohalla badal letey hein
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)