Wife: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai

Husband: Tumhe kaisy pata chala? .

Wife: Kionky wo kuch dino se Easy Load ke lie paisy nahi mang rahi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 911 views

Sardar told his servant

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka

Pathan Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka

Pathan: Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka Khaansi Kesa Hai?
.
Dost: Kaansi Band Ho Gayi,

Magar Ab Saans Ruk Ruk Ke A Rahi Hai,
.

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Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi, Khuda Ne Chaha Tu Wo Bhi Band Ho Jaye Ga

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Pathan pehli dafa Jahaz Pe Baitha

Pathan pehli dafa Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
.

Aur Bola:

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Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
.
Aur
.
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Income and age

An old man married a young Girl, Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?

Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam. 

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

This sweater's made

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.

Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)