Abhi Tak Tujh Ko Pata Chala ?
Do Dost Film Dekhnay Gaye
Rastay Main Pan Ki Dukan Se Paan Khareed Liya
Aur Aagey Peeche Beth Gaye
Beech Film Main Aagey
Bethay Dost Nai Mushkil Main Kaha Yaar Peek Jama Hogayi Hai Kia Karoo Peechey Walai Ne Kaha Yaar Aglay Ki Jaib Main Dalday
Tou Usne Kaha Ke Nahi Yar
Is Tarah Touu Us Ko Pata Chal Jaye Ga Tou Peechay Walai Ne Kaha Abhi Tak Tujh Ko Pata Chala ?
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