3 Ways To Catch A Tiger
1- Newtons Method
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger
2- Einsteins Method
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
Then Catch It
3- Pakistani Police Method
Catch A Cat & Beat It
Until It Accepts Its A Tiger

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 929 views

Child-who is this man who comes

Child-who is this man who comes every night and dissapears in morning?

Mother-thank God! You saw him, he is your father, a "Software Engineer"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ik pathan ghalti say

Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:



Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Teacher : Which is more important to us

Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night

when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor Orders A Birthday Cake

or his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered
a cake with this inscription:

"You are not getting older,
You are just getting better."

When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said,
"Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top,
and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."

It wasn't until the good doctor was ready
to serve the cake that he discovered it read:

"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP,
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Children whom do u

Teacher:Children whom do u hate The most?
LKG Boy:Rajaram Mohan Roy.
Teacher: oh God!! Y do U hate him?
LKG Boy:He abolished Child Marriage

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)