Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat ban jaty hain
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Ake din main ghar bote dair se pahuncha
DAD: "Kahan Tha Tu????"
...
Me: "Friend ke ghar per tha.."
DAD called 10 of my friends in front of me
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle..... yahin par tha....."
2 ne Kaha: "Abhi just nikla he hai.....ah ra ho ga"
3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai uncle, Padh Raha hai... Phone
Du Kya????"
AUR EK NE TO HADD HE KAR DI.......
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Bola: "Haan papa bolo kya hua... koi kaam hai?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 685 views

1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kar

1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kar Ghussay mein school ja raha tha ..
Raste mein kisi ne Pocha:
'Beta..

Student ho? Padte ho?'

Bacha:
"Nhi Kanjar hun,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Geo tv

Geo Tv ka wo konse programs he jin k nam
khawateen lene se hich kichati hain?
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"HUM SUB UMEED SE HAIN".
or
'AAJ RAAT KAMRAN KHAN K SATH'.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Grandpa commits suicide

A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the living room!"

His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand!?!"

"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. He hanged himself in the basement."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Batao Haathi or Ghoray

Teacher: Batao Haathi or Ghoray Main Kia Faraq Hota Hai?





Student: SIR Ghoray ki 1 Taraf Dum Hoti hai,

Aur Haathi ki Dono Taraf.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?

Girl to Pathan:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?

Pathan:4

Girl:Nhi!Sirf 1,Kiuki Usky Baad To Tmhara Pait Khali To Nhi Rahega Na

Pathan:Wah Yara Kamal Hogya!Hm Apny Dost Ko b Batayega..

Pathan,Dost Sy:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?

Dost:5

Pathan O Yara!Tu 4 Bolta To Itna Mazedar Joke Sunata!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)