Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat ban jaty hain
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Ake din main ghar bote dair se pahuncha
DAD: "Kahan Tha Tu????"
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Me: "Friend ke ghar per tha.."
DAD called 10 of my friends in front of me
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle..... yahin par tha....."
2 ne Kaha: "Abhi just nikla he hai.....ah ra ho ga"
3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai uncle, Padh Raha hai... Phone
Du Kya????"
AUR EK NE TO HADD HE KAR DI.......
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Bola: "Haan papa bolo kya hua... koi kaam hai?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 695 views

Zindagi mai kuch

Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena,

Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena,

Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge,

Jab chaho hum se Disprin
mangwa lena….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

BSNL ka network

BSNL ka network
AIRTEL ka balance aur
FACEBOOK par mili ladki ka...
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Kuch pata nhi kab kaha udd jaye :D
To Bach ke Zara Boys..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya?

Doctor: aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya?
Patient: haa doctor, bichle baar jab aap bill diye the

Nurse: udhaas kyu baite ho sir?
Doctor: dopahar jiska operation kiya tha, woh mar gaya.
Nurse: arey woh to post mortem tha.
Doctor: to main subah kiska post mortem kiyaa tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

At an INDIAN bus stand

At an INDIAN bus stand, An American Doctor got Heart attack after reading a Book's Name..!!

Guess the name of that book??
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"How to Become a DOCTOR in 30Days". Rs 150/-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aakhir Doctor Mara Kyu?

India Ke Ek Bus Stand Pe Ek American Doctor Ek Kitab Padne Ke Baad Heart Attack Ki Wajah Se Mar Gaya

Socho Kitab Ka Naam Kya Tha?
30 Din Mein Doctor Kaise Bane, Keemat Sirf 75 Rs.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)