Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat ban jaty hain
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Ake din main ghar bote dair se pahuncha
DAD: "Kahan Tha Tu????"
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Me: "Friend ke ghar per tha.."
DAD called 10 of my friends in front of me
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle..... yahin par tha....."
2 ne Kaha: "Abhi just nikla he hai.....ah ra ho ga"
3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai uncle, Padh Raha hai... Phone
Du Kya????"
AUR EK NE TO HADD HE KAR DI.......
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Bola: "Haan papa bolo kya hua... koi kaam hai?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 501 views

Teacher her sawal ka short

'Teacher her sawal ka short jawab do
Student.Ok
Teacher.Whats your father name....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Makan Malik- Makan Kirya 500rs Hoga

Makan Malik- Makan Kirya 500rs Hoga

Santa-leking apke Makan me chuhe Nach rhe hai

Makan Malik-To 50 rs me Kya katrina nachegi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladka to bhagwan:-bhagwan

Ladka to bhagwan:-bhagwan
mere ghar se canada tak road bana do.
Bhagwan - yeh to kabhi nahi ho skta.
Ladka:-fir mujhe 1 aisi ladki se
mila do jo sirf mujhe hi pyar kare.
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Bhagwan:- beta road"single"banwani hai
ya"double" :

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

20 anniversary

On 20th Anniversary husband deep in thought..

Wife: What r u thinking?

Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?

Wife’s heart melts, thinks its sweet of him 2 still remember that date

Husband: He pointed his gun at me & said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.

Wife smiles ”Yes” Husband sighs n says: Ahh! i would’ve been free today!

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Why has the Govt. fixed

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs ,marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)