Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat
Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat ban jaty hain
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Ake din main ghar bote dair se pahuncha
DAD: "Kahan Tha Tu????"
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Me: "Friend ke ghar per tha.."
DAD called 10 of my friends in front of me
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle..... yahin par tha....."
2 ne Kaha: "Abhi just nikla he hai.....ah ra ho ga"
3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai uncle, Padh Raha hai... Phone
Du Kya????"
AUR EK NE TO HADD HE KAR DI.......
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Bola: "Haan papa bolo kya hua... koi kaam hai?"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 684 views
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