Parhney Wala Gadha Hai
Ek Sardar Ji Kahin Ja Rahe Thay.
Rastey Mein Unhoon Ney Dewar Pe Likha Dekha:
Parhney Wala Gadha Hai
Yeh Perh Ker Sardar Ji Pareshan Ho Gaye
Kyunke Unhoon Ne Yeh Parh Liya Tha
Unhoon Ne Roomal Se Yeh Tehreer Mitaee Or Likha:
Likhney Wala Gadha Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 861 views
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