Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi
Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi,
10 lac
20 lac
30 lac
Ek Aadmi ne Car ki khrab halat pe gor kiya to pas khare Aadmi se pucha :-
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Is Car me esi kon si khoobi hai k iske itna daam lag rahe hai?
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Aadmi :- Ab tak is Car k 10 hadse hue hai or har haadse me sirf or sirf "Biwi" ki hi Maut hui hai.
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Aadmi :- 40 lakh :-) :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 600 views
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