A Memon saves life of an Arab

A Memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.
Arab rewards him with a mercedez.

Few days later arab again needed the blood,

Memon donates again.
Arab sent him "Till ke Laddoo",
Memon asked "why not new mercedes?"

Arab replied : "ab marey ander memon ka khoon gardish
ker raha
hai"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 621 views
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