I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.

I was against it and an argument started.

I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.

He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"

And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 587 views

Santa opened a petrol pump

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one
customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Har Sawal

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Chae to bna do

Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana
doonga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ride to hell!

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Eik baba road per ja raha tha

Eik baba road per ja raha tha,
us ne dekha ke 1 bacha eik gher ki bell bajane ki koshish kr raha tha.

baba bache ke pass gaya aur door bell bajai,
aur bache se kaha ab kya??

Bache ne kaha: Uncle ab bhagoooooo!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)