WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 930 views

1 Sipahi Ko Shart Lgne Ka Shok

1 Sipahi Ko Shart Lgne Ka Shok Tha Or Kbhi Hrta Nhi Tha

S.H.0 Ne Usy Bulya 0r Shart Lgne Se Mna Kia

Sipahi!Sir Akhri Shart,

Wo B Apse

Apki tang pe zakhm ka nishn Hai.

S.H.0! May Shart Lgta Hon K Nhi Hai

Sipahi! May pent utrwa K Dekhon Ga

S.H.O!Thek Hai

5000 Ki Shart Lg Gai

Sipahi Ne pent utrwy

5000/- SHO Ko Dia Or Kha Sir May Haar Gya SHO Bra Khush Tha K May Shart Jeet Gia

Darwza Khula Sare Staf Ne Andr Jahnka

0r Rony Lgy

S.H.0 Pent Pehn Kr Bhir Aya 0r Pocha Kya Hua?

Staf

ye Hm Se 25,000 Ki Shart Lga K Aya Tha K S.H.0 Ki pent utrwaon Ga.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Policeman: How did this accident

Policeman: How did this accident occur?
Motorist: The sign just there says; Stop-Look-Listen. And while I was doing that, the train hit me.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kinni wari kal kiti

Sardar:
Yar Kal Main Tennu Kinni Wari Cal Keti
Par Tu Phone Nai Chukya
SHEIKH:
Kyn Chukan?
Jera Main 25
Rupay Da Gana
Lugwaya A
O Tera Peo
Sunay Ga??

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Hi darling

adam: Hi darling!
Eve: Bolo.
Adam: Do you love me?
Eve: No, never.
Adam: Why?
Eve: abbe ! mere paas option kahan hai??? ( There
is no other option!!!)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

1 Pathaan fish le k aya

1 Pathaan fish le k aya. Bili use kha gai. Us ko gusa aya, us ne doodh wala patila utha kr us k agay rakh diya or bola
“Isko bhee p ja. tum ko phulberi niklay”

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)