Santa- Oye!what R U doing?

Santa- Oye!what R U doing?

Banta- Recording this baby’s voice.Santa- Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 753 views
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