Matlbi dost se bach kr raho
Santa=matlbi dost se bach kr raho. Banta=magr matlbe dost ka pta kaise chalega. Santa=simple,sare dosto ko msg karojo reply na de samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 547 views
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