du pagal apas mai batein kar rahye

du pagal apas mai batein kar rahye hotay hai pehla pagal keh ta hai ke mere pass itni dulat (money) hai ke mai pori duniya kareed lu ga.

 dusra pagal keh tah hai abye ullu mai bachu ga tu tu kareeday ga na .hahahaha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 784 views
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