Kabhi aapne socha hai….
Kabhi aapne socha hai….
Tawe pe pada popcorn uchalta kyo hai ? Socho !!
Thik se socho !!
Nahi soch paye ? Thik hai, jawab chahiye…
Khud baith ke dekh lo tawe par,
pata chal jayega.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 600 views
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