Santa makes cal 2 airpor
Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America??Receptionist:1 sec sir......Santa disconnects n says,”pee ke bethi h kamini
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 613 views
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