1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha: Khan sahab ap q udas hai?

Pathan: aj hum ko
N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya

Admi: wo kiya??
Udas Pathan
“NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1029 views

Jab Bijli Chamakti hai to

TEACHER: Jab Bijli Chamakti hai to Roshni Pehle Aur Awaaz baad me Kyu aati hai?

SANTA: Kyuki Hamari Aankh Aagey Aur Kaan Piche hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Why do girls close

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess‚¦
Guess
.
... .
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police

While The Pope Was Visiting The Usa, He

While The Pope Was Visiting The Usa, He Told The Driver Of His Limo That He Has The Sudden Urge To Drive. The Driver Was A Good Catholic Man, And Would Not Ever Dream Of Questioning The Popes Authority. So The Pope Sat At The Wheel, While His Driver Got In The Back. They Were Traveling Down The Road Doing Between 70 And 80 Mph, When A Policeman Happened To See Them.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Teacher: Batao chaman Akbar kaun tha

Teacher: Batao chaman Akbar kaun tha?Chaman: Pata nahi sir.

Teacher: Padhai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa…

Chaman: Sir aap battayiye… Naman kaun hai?

Teacher: Pata nahi.
Student: Apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega…..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

yaar I Notice a very

Santa: yaar I Notice a very Impotant thingBanta: Wht is dis?Santa: Jab railway Fatak Band hota hai Tab TabTRain Jarur aati hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)