Why Kareena did not marry Shahid? Bcoz she wanted a new surname after marriage. Not Kapoor agiain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 752 views

Jis ko bhulana hai us ka naam yad nai

Pathan:sharab peeta raha aur rota raha

kisi ne pocha:khan sahab kiun ro rahe ho.

Pathan:jis larki ko bhulana chahta hun us ka naam yad nai aa raha

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

I have the perfect son

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Medical college ki larkian

Medical College ki Larkiyan
Sardar: Agr khjoor k darakht pe char jaon to kia
engineering college ki larkian nzer aen gi?
Pathan: Han! Or hath chor de ga tu medical college
ki bhi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A lawyer was driving

A lawyer was driving his Ford down the street, singing to himself, "I love my Ford." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He survived, but his car was Crashed. "My car! My car!" he sobbed.

Another man was driving by and cried out, " you're bleeding! your left arm is gone!"

The lawyer, sobbed again, "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

an old man

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man,"I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?" "What did he say? What's he want?"His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)