Ek Admi Kabar Par Betha Tha
Musafir Ne Pucha Dar Nahin Lagta?
Admi: Darne Ki Kya Bat Hai?
Ander Garmi Lag Rahi Thi To Bahar Aa Gaya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 741 views

Pathan to his uneducated wife

Pathan to his uneducated wife:
Come on darling lets go for a honey moon.
Wife: no dear I have to do some work at home,
Take my brother with you. :)
Pathan joy fully said “o yesssssssssssssssss”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Golu-mere bete ka credit card

Golu-mere bete ka credit card chori ho
gya
molu-bank ko bataya
golu-nai
chor mere bete se kam kharch krta hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

R u going 2 dance?

In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,"r u going 2 dance?"

She felt so happy & said-"yes"

& d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?" :D

by Abdul Rehman (few years ago!)

agr dhamaka hogya

Aik kutta doosray se:

Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho wahan se nikal jaya kr.

Doosra: Kyon?

Pehla: Salay, agr dhamaka hogya tu insanon ki moat maray ga.

by Farhan Safdar (few years ago!)

Is There a Floppy Inside?

Customer : “You’ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document but the computer won’t boot properly.”

Tech Support : “What does it say?”

Customer : “Something about an error and non-system disk.”

Tech Support : “Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?”

Customer : “No, but there’s a sticker saying there’s an Intel inside.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)