GIRL: TUMHARE LIAY SAB KUCH
GIRL: TUMHARE LIAY SAB KUCH CHOR DONGI..,
BOY: MAA BAAP?
GIRL: YES.
BOY: FRIENDS?
GIRL: YES.
BOY: STAR PLUS?
GIRL: MOU SAMBHAL K BAAT KARO.....!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 625 views
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