A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 1048 views

Police Officer Bachey Se

Police Officer Bachey Se:Beta Kia Tumhare Abu “Al Qaida” Me Hain?
Bacha: Uncle! Mujhe Abu Ka To Pata Nahi! Per Main
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“Noorani Qaida” Pe Hoon!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

flirt

Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband:- Don’t worry jaldi aajaunga.
Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?

Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?

Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!

Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!
Pupil: A reindeer

Teacher: Good, now name another.
Class: Another reindeer!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

bed par jaga

3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
Un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
Ek Sardar uth k nichy so gaya.

Ek sardar thori dair bad bed se bola ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

by Kashif (few years ago!)

Man 2 Inspector

Man 2 Inspector: Sir zinadgi mein kabi haraam khaya ap nay?
Inspector: Bas aik dafa… ghar say khana aa gia tha wo khana para

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)