Chaman’s International Brands

Pappu: Tum kaunsi soap use karte ho Naman ?

Naman: Main Chaman Soap, Chaman Paste aur Chaman Shampoo use karta hoo….

Pappu: Yeh kya international brand hai ?

Naman: Nahi, Chaman mera room mate hai….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 719 views
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