Impact of Movies
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 926 views
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Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for a blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying profusely.
The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I came for a urine test
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Corruption has spread to every corner in Pakistan...
. . . . . . . .
Even my computer says: "some files are corrupted." ;-)
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Nanhi bachi- “Dadiji, kya aap acting bhi karti hai?”
Dadi- “Nahi to, lekin kyo?”
Bachi- “Subah maa pitaji se kah rahi thi ki yadi aap yaha rahi to drama to jaroor hoga”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!" The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'" The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher, gul khan tum class mein topi kiun phan kar aay ho
Gul khan, teacher kisi ko pata na chalay kay mery dimag mein kia chal raha hai...=P;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher :ap ne home work kiun nahain kia?
Pathan:sir hum hostel me rahta hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
English Teacher: “One cute and young girl is walking on the road.” Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- “Oye,pataka !”
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa boasting to his friend. You know I am a good collector of antiques.
Banta: Yes I know, I have seen your wife.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar:Ye Bacha Tmara Kia Lagta Hy?
Pathan:Ye Hmara Dooor Ka Sagga Bhai Hy
Srdar: Dooor Ka.Saga Bhai?
Me Samja Nai
Pathan:Is K Or Mere Drmiyan
13 Behen Bhai Hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Shirt Ka Kapda Dikhao
Salesman: Plane Main Dikhav??
Santa: Nahi Helicopter Main Dikha
Saale Bander Ki Aulad Sardar Dekha Nahi Ke Mazak Chalu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)