Shehri bacha vs pendo bacha
Shehri bacha: Papa aj boht garmi he
Papa: Hum aj hi A/C lagwa len ge
Paindo bacha Abba aj kini garmi ey
Abba: ja kanjra tind karwa k aa tenon hosh avay.
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