Virus Nhi Gya
Dr. Ne Mreez Ki Memory Clear Kr Di
Or Pocha:Kuch Yad Aa Rha He.?
Mreez:G Sirf Bv
Dr:Sub Kuch Formate Ho Gya He
Mgr
Virus Nhi Gya.!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 664 views
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