After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you.

The husband replied, “Yes dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice”.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 735 views

Sardar become a clever

Sardar: Aj main apni class
di sab tu sohni kuri phasai
ae.

Friend:O kiwein?

Sarder:class Lagi c..
Mani kaghaz da jahaz
bana k uda dita

O teacher de nak te ja
wajeya.

Oney Ghusey wich pucheya
k ae kinnay keeta?

Main os kuri da naa laa dita

phas gayi vichaari

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Khate Time Baat Nahi Karte

Girl Friend Aur Boy Friend Resurant Mein Khana Khane Gaye.

Unhone Waiter Ko Order Diya Aur Waiter Ne Khana Table Par Lagaya.

Ladki Ne Jaldi Se Khana Khana Shuru Kar Diya,

Boy Friend Bola: “Suno Jara”
Girl Friend: “Chup Raho, Khate Time Baat Nahi Karte”
Khane Ke Baad
Girl Friend: “Ab Bolo”

Boy Friend: “Teri Plate Mein Cockroch Tha, Le Aur Ban Heroine“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hum Tabhi Roti Khayenge

Aaj agar aapke sms aayenge to hi hum roti khayenge, warna 6 Parathe, Paneer ki sabji, Kashmiri Pulav, Ice Cream khakar bhukhe hi so jayenge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik Pagal hath mai

Aik Pagal (hath mai cigarette chupa kr): btao mere hath mai kia hai?
.
dosara pagal: rail gari........
.
1st:Tumhe kaise pata chala?
.
2nd:maine dhuwan niklte dekha......

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teri yaad me neend udti hai,

girl-:teri yaad me neend udti hai,
chain khota hai kuch kuch hota hai,
boy-:doctor ko dikha lo swine flu aise hi hota hai,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)