Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Boy: Woh kese?
sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya... ;->
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 947 views
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Vinod ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
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Humare Pass Sirf 2 Hein,
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Socho Q?
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Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha
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"Ya ALLAH apni Hifazat mein rakhna",
aor
Gher enter hoty waqt,
... "Ya ALLAH tera Shuker"..
Married shakhs gher mein enter hoty waqt:
"Ya ALLAH apni Hifazat mein rakhna"
aor
Gher se nikalty waqt,
"Ya ALLAH tera Shuker"..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
bf drinking
Whiskey with her girlfriend..
Asks her-tum kaun ho……..??
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Apni jaanu ko bhool gye ..
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boyfriend- nasha har gum ko bhula deta hai..
Bahan
gf shocked, bf rocked..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)