A Russian visiting Pakistan

A Russian visiting Pakistan goes for an eye check-up.

The eye sspecialist shows the letters 'CWXQSAZ' to the Russian.

Doctor: Can you read this?

Russian: Read? I even know this guy..!!Yay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 767 views
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