Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ke
duniya wale jal jaate hai,
yun to hum sabko ullu banate hai,
par aap zara jaldi ban jaate hai
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 768 views
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