Ek makhi ki halat bohat khrab thi

Ek makhi ki halat bohat khrab thi
wo doctor k pas gai
Doctor! Kia hua?
Makhi: bas g chaey main gir gai thi sheikh sahb ne choos choos k bura hal kar dia hai.:-)

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