Sardar: Prito “Ek wari I LOVE YOU
Sardar: Prito “Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day”Prito: “Nahi Sharam Andi Ey”Sardar: “Keh Day NA”Prito: “Nahi Na”Sardar: “Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi
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1 boy went to meet his GF
when he came back at home
mom asked: Where were you?
boy: To meet my girlfriend
mom, ghusay se: kis liye?
boy: yes, bohat kiss liey
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A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!
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patient : doctor,doctor lizard entered in my ear. doctor : when? patient : morning eight o clock doctor. doctor : now 12 O clock why you have not come to me for treatment? patient doctor i thought that lizard will caught the cockrooch which was entered at early morning 4 O clock.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
3 Sardar picnic par samose leke jaate hain. Vo pepsi le jana bhool jate hain. chote sardar ko pepsi lene ke liye bheja jaata hain .vo is shart par jata hai ki uske aane tak koi samose na khaye.
Sardar ko gaye 1 din ho jaate hai 2 din 3 din 4th day 2no sardar samose khane ke liye haath badate hai ki chota sardar ped ke piche se nikalta he oye!! Tum samose khaoge to nahin jaunga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladki: Maa mai Shadi Nhi
KarunGi Or
Agar Zabardasti Tum Ne Meri
Shadi
Ki To Ghar Se Bhag JaunGi..
Maa Rote Hue Boli Beti MaiNe
Bhag
K Tere papa K Sath Shadi Ki
Teri Masi Or Behen Ne B Bhag
K
Shadi Ki
Tera Bhai Nokrani K Sath
Aur
Tera
Chacha Dhoban K Sath Bhag
Gya
Teri bua Sabzi Wale K Sath Or
Couzin Doodh Wale K Sath
Bhag Gai
Tera Baap 2 Bar Padosan K
Sath
Bhag Chuka Hai
Ab Tu B Bhag Jaye Gi To
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.
.
.
Humare khandan ki izzat ka
kya
hoga :'( :'(
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A girl to a doctor on phone:
Dr! my brother has an electric shock what should I do?
Doctor replied: First of all say thanks to God because
you have light in your house.
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Santa runs in 2 Banta's house and shouts 2 him....
SOMEONE HAS STOLEN UR CAR!"
BANTA SAYS "DID U C WHO DID IT?"
SANTA SAYS "NO BUT I NOTED THE REGISTRATION NUMBER!!
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A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice. :-( Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1Bar Class Me 1Ladki Gana Gane Lagi
"Zara Zara Touch Me"
Tabhi 1Ladka Utha Aur Use Touch Kiya,
Fir Bola=Le Ab Himmat He to Aage Gake Dikha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
16. Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match.
When Dhoni hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai
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