Pathan aur Sardar
Sardar:Ye Bacha Tmara Kia Lagta Hy?
Pathan:Ye Hmara Dooor Ka Sagga Bhai Hy
Srdar: Dooor Ka.Saga Bhai?
Me Samja Nai
Pathan:Is K Or Mere Drmiyan
13 Behen Bhai Hain
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 648 views
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