Kaash Facebook pe ek option

Kaash Facebook pe ek
option”Add
as Girl friend”
.
.
. .
.
Saala propose karne ka panga
hi
khatam, ladki ne accept ker li to
matlab maan gayi, nahi to fb pe konsi ladkiyon
ki kami hai.

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